Emma Shapiro is a big-hearted, free-spirited artist who's always dreamed of the sort of hopeless romance her grandparents enjoyed. As she quickly approaches forty, suffering from yet another failed relationship, her friend suggests that she post a personal ad for a queerplatonic partner to end the drama.

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Aisling Scott has no such romantic aspirations. This late twenties, confident, professional is constantly dodging the lasso of any who would seek to rope her in, choosing the casual happiness of a single night well spent. She would be perfectly happy with this arrangement if it weren't for the morning after. She's getting too old to muster any empathy and then scrub a bloody mary from her favorite Gucci sweater.

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What happens when their meddling friends step in to help them? The unlikely pair tumble down a path of self-discovery and personal healing neither anticipate as they desperately try to heed the first rule of any successfully arranged marriage: whatever you do, don't fall in love with your wife.